The Dark Side of State Farm Insurance Video

The dark side of being a State Farm Agent.

The worst thing for ...
The worst thing for these Agents is the inferior contract the company stuck them on back in 2004. The Co. is now having a difficult time finding new prospects for agents to underpaying them , and in many? cases I have been told it's about 1/2 what previous agents were compensated.

No, cause they ...
No, cause they gotta? be statefarm clients! LOL!

Lmao? hilarious
Lmao? hilarious

This? is why I ...
This? is why I stick with All State and their non-teleporting black spokesperson.

So if some says the ...
So if some says the jingle and stands on the roof and says the jingle and points to the air would the State Farm Rep plumment to the ground? Or if they say a different location other than "there", like example, "Like a good neighbor State Farm is, in the middle of the interstate wearing pink lingerie and the matching heels and garterbelt." Would he then be? teleported to said location in that outfit?

She was fine- ...
She was fine-Luckily she is a 2nd degree brown belt and knows how to? fall! (from her mom...:)

I know..she did.. ...
I know..she did..luckily she is a 2nd brown? belt and knows how to fall!!(her mom)

Lol at the ending,? ...
Lol at the ending,? too. So tragic.

...So if he can ...
...So if he can appear with a jingle...why does he have to find? his own way home!? he just has to call his wife and let her sing the jingle... OOH now I got a good idea... he can call anyone in the world! let them sing that jingle! and he wouldnt have to travel EVER!!.. Person: *Hi this is walmart how can I help?* Agent: *Plz sing the state farm jingle* Person: *lalalalala* Agent: *POOF!! ..right lets get shopping*

whats the song at? ...
whats the song at? 2:08?

"like a good ...
"like a good neighbor state farm is there.....with an? Ounce" Overgrow the gov

this? is like "time ...
this? is like "time traveller's wife".. only lee doesnt get nekkid after teleporting.

Really funny and ...
Really funny and did a? great job. Hopefully state farm doesn't sue because of the use of the logo.

I'm absolutely ...
I'm absolutely terrified of MS-13. I hope this doesn't put? my on some kind of watchlist

omg looked like ...
omg looked like that girl fell? from a decent height!

ms 13 xD?
ms 13 xD?

In all fairness, ...
In all fairness, those kids aren't actors -- they are actual MS-13? gang members

Inspired!?
Inspired!?

How badly did the ...
How badly did the kid kneekick it's head in the fall at? 1:19 ?

Maybe they dislike ...
Maybe they dislike all of the little? kids throwing variations of MS-13 gangsigns in the photo after the video finishes. Not cool.

2? people have Geico
2? people have Geico

Funny, but the kid ...
Funny, but the kid actors? are terrible. They can't stop laughing and smiling.

WHO DISLIKED THIS ...
WHO DISLIKED THIS VIDEO?!?! WHO?!?!?

2:11 is so good. ...
2:11 is so good. Gotta love that poster. "Just use? the jingle and I will be there. I care about you more than my own family! Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. I AM NOT A MAGICIAN."

hes? gone :(
hes? gone :(

Love it! Cute? ...
Love it! Cute? little daughter!

Fantastic!?
Fantastic!?

nice commercial,hah?
nice commercial,hah?

I had an Aunt die ...
I had an Aunt die from a teleportation? related illness